La Voz de Aztlan, May 24 1974
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Title
La Voz de Aztlan, May 24 1974
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Associated Students of Fresno State
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La Voz de Aztlan (Daily Collegian, California State University, Fresno)
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Fresno, California
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5/24/1974
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LAVALA-La Voz de Aztlan Liberation Army captured the Daily Collusion Office, and rounded up all the gringos in the office just before the paper was sent to press. The
take-over was planned for Wednesday, but you know Chicano time and all, nothing materialized till Thursday. LAVALA said they intend to hold the prisoners until all students clear the campus. They are cortfident their demands will be met.
LAVALA takes
Collusion stiff
It was a quiet peaceful Thursday afternoon in the office of the
campus newspaper, the_ Daily
Collusion.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN
The reporters were all lanCalifornia State University, Fresno
guishing
about , complimenting
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FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1974
each other on how great the
razzberry edition had been and
what great and promising writers
they all were.
Suddenly the quiet and serenity
of 'the day was broken by the
shouts of "Jalapeno," "J -a-a-lape-n~!" as a heavily armed band
. of Chicanos crashed into the still
room.
ca'tching most of the newspaper
Schmudt. responded,- "That's
spectrum was set at 6.9, Schmudt ·
staff by surprise, the intruders
By Clarissa Landfill
procedure."
said he did not wish to exclud·e
quickly· and savagely ' subdued
La Voz Minority Reporter
Martini described his experi- . each me.m ber by forcing large
Blacks.
If your epidermis color ranges
ence as horrifyil)g. · · ·
amounts .of J alapenos (extra hots)
Schmudt said, "I 'rri not a racist,
between 4.2 and 6.9 on ·the color
and I want to make it clear .that ·
"All I did _was · walk through the
into the g_aping mouths.
·
spectrum, you may have some
door and this alarm· 'goes off, BeI have nothing against Chicanos,
One Qf the .leaders of the. astrouble visiting the CSU F Assobut I do not want ·students think'fore I- kno~ it the doors to all
sault was Willy-mo Loco,. chairciated Student Senate offices.
ing they cari come into my office · the offices are. locked and these
man of thE? Chicano meddling club,. .
. ASS President Kurdled Schmudt
any time they please just .':be.iron bars come down over the
METICHE'. ' ·
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' .wind.ows • ; . It was horrible."
has installed an automatic Brown
cause I'm their president."
Loco read of{ a communique
detector in the only doorway to
. · He .said he was met outside the
He said he has not seen th~
wh.ich detailed the purpose of thethe ASS offices.
machine work yet b'Ut Executive , ASS office by armed guards from . , group, which called themselves
The $24,000 device, installed
th~· campus ·s ecurity office~ '
Veep Ziperano Martini said, '•The
the "LA VOZ de AZTLAN LIBE:B.- ·
directly over the door, is sensi· Se,rgearit Thursday said the
damn thing works just fine:•
ATION ARMY" (LA VALA).
tive to a certain range of color.
alarm · sounds off in the campus
Martini, who is Chicano, said
"The .communique re.ad in, part:
This takes in approximately 99.a
the alarm went
yesterday
police station seconds after it is
"We the people ofAztlan hereby
per•cent of the Chicano population
activated. '
morning as he walked through the
declare the honky. gringo· paper
on campus.
If the device is still operating_ which · has slanted the news and
ASS door to get to his office.
Schmudt said he would have
Martini said he was "pretty
in the fall when students return
events for its anglo point ofvJew,
gotten the more expensive model . shocked" by the device since he
from sum mer vacation, some
to be invalid, by order of La
that can be directly linked to the
had not been informed of its indeeply tanned, non-minority stuVoz de · Aztlan Liberation Army.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
stallation.
dents may fall into the alarm
•Furthermore, the continued
in Washington for identification
Schmudt said he had not bothrange. Also, some deep-tanned
domination of the media and campurposes but he didn't want to
ered to tell Martini because he
Chicanos may fall O\ltside the
pus here in Occupied Mexico, by
spend student funds unneceshad sent out an inter office memo
alarm range.
the reactionary forces from
sarily .
to tell all ASS officers.
ASS President Schmudt said
across the· sea, cannot be toler"There are only three Mexican"Zip knows the procedure. The
this was not his problem because
ated by the. brown peoples of this
Americans on campus the mamemo was sent out Wednesday
he would not be there at the begreat nation of Aztlan."
chine cannot detect but campus
morning, and it was on his desk
ginning of next year.
The communique also charged
security has posted two guards
waiting for him Thursday," said
"If the new president wants to
the -Collusion staff with specific
outside our ASS offices in case the
Schmudt.
keep it, that's his business."
"high crimes against LAV ALA."
Chica1.0s try and push their way
Martini pointed out he was not
In a recent editorial, the ColThe newly elected ASS presithrough," said Schmudt.
able to reach his desk in order
lusion editor, Senorita Katy
dent Steven Schmoe said, "I have
When asked why the end of the
to read the memo.
Muckrake, lambasted the last
no comment at this time."
Schmudt's 'skin machin•e'
it's gonna get you, RaZcil
off
~lection which led to its nullification by one of her cousins in
the administration," it read.
Jose Terrors, Jr., wanted to
immediately take Muckrake into
the darkroom and continue the
jalapeno tortures, but was restrained by Merciless Vanillawafers, editor of this semester'~
La What.
•Wait," she shouted. "What
have you got in that briefcase,
Jose?"
At this point several LAVALA
members grabbed Terrors and
. forced open his briefcase. What
was found in there made them
turn anglo white.
· In the brown briefcase was an
autographed copy of · the Bell
Memorandum and signed photograph of Kurtled Schmudt kicking
a picture. of Cesar Chavez.
"Just as I s·u spected. Off with
:his beard!" _commanded Vanillawafers.
.
.
As the beard was plucked off
the struggling Terrors, the peo- .
pie in the room gasped - it was
Dean Ding Bell in disguise.
An impromptu court of inquiry
was convened on a nearby desk,
the press was barred from attending, since they were all tied
up at the moment.
The court was made up ·of
several of the LAVALA leaders.
Among them was Toma Mucho,
President pro tern of A.s.s.
After the court convened and a
noose was prepared, Mucho commented on the findings.
"I theenk we are going to invalidate heem," he grinned. It was also rumored that the
mastermind behind the whole operation, code-nameJalapeno, was
the editor for n~xt year's La
What. E. L. Romeo.
Romeo was not present at the
(Continued on Page 4, Col. 1)
2-THE'-DAILY COLLEGIAN- Fri., May 24, 1974
MECHA
Rainbow Bra-Room study.- Chicano radicalism
By Mesio Galvanized
"It's so (expletive deleted)
cramped! I can't even move. Oh,
man is it ever hot. Mmmmmm,
oh wow! Ahh, ahhh,ohhhhhhh. •
These are some of the expressions which can be heard in a low
voice amidst the glob of young,
energetic and HOT bodies during
a slow dance at the Rainbow Braroom. This also happens to be a
part of a report submitted yesterday to Peasant Boraxo by
Dandy pee Divingboard. It seems
that Peasant Newman Boraxo has
become very concerned for the
Chicano over the past several
years and has reached the point '
of conducting a thorough research
as to •Why Chicanos are So Radical," the title of the report.
In a press conference Boraxo
said, ·-i scanned the holeUniversity to find a well qualified indivlc;lual to conduct this research
for me and I found Dandy Pee
Divingboard as the most qualified
for the task. I had invalidated him
once but I reconsidered and untnvalidated the invalidation to
have him present to me a valid
report. Besides that I had to give
him his pacifier back." he added.
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presenting him with Bogart A.
Dogg's food bowl. To this Bogart
responded by sinking his teeth
into_ the leg of Peasant Boraxc
as he fled on to a new adventure.
In an interview with Mr. Divingboard, our staff reporter found ·
that the ambitious and energetic
Divingboard had gone to great
pains to acquire the information
contained in the report. •Daddy
Boraxo wanted to know how come
all the Brownies on this campus
were so radical and anti-Mickey
Mouse, who happens to be my
hero. So I decided to do a good
thing and find out. And I did," s~id
Di vingboard.
According to Mr. Divingboard,
the reason for all the di.scorn forts of hoth Chicano men and
women is that they go to the Rainbow Bra-room on Sunday nights
_and depending on how they score
at the Bra-room is how they will
act throughout the following
school week. Mr. Divingboard
took the liberty of attending the
Rainbow Bra- room last Sunday
night and with pad and pencil
gathered all the information
necessary.
"I couldn't get anybody to talk
to me at first even though I took
my little Brown Shinola . to dab
all over my face. In my effqrts
to get the information. I received
a lot of nice comments as to
my appearance such as •puto,
pendejo and vato salado,' for
which I thanked them." Mr. Divingboard went on to explain that
the Chi<"anos were drunk, disorderly, wild, sweaty and very,
very HOT!!
In one incident, Mr. Diving:-,
board was nearly choked to death
as he was on his way to the men's
room. One bystander, Tomas
Hilly said, •we came out of the
cheap seats. He was on his way
to the men's or women's room,
I'm not sure which, and was walking right in the middle of the
dancing floor when all of a sudden
the band started playing a slow
song and Whoozshhhnhhh! Everyone was dancing with Di vingboard
in the middle."
Another bystander, Sipping
Martini said, "I yelled out to
him, 'Di vingboard, don't breathe,'
too late. He had already taken a
breath. I could see he was going
fast as I saw his clenched fist
rise out of the crowd with notebook and pencil in hand. After the
song was over. Hilly and myself
went over and picked him up, took
him over to the -cash register and
gave him a smell of money, to
which he responded with wideopen eyes.''
At this point KurtSchmudt, who
was posing as a pregnant female
at the dance, confronted Divinghoard and demanded to know why
he was spying on him. Divinghoard explained his mission as
Kurt Schrnuctt also explained his,
to find if Chicanos really do have
more babies and if so, HOW.
Upon completing the research
both walked out of the Rainbow
nra-room hand in hand, as the
Chicanos proceeded with their
cheek rubbing and extracurricular activities.
The report submitted by Divi11ghoard has already been pro-
claimed by Peasant Boraxo as
•collassul, stupidendous .and better than Schmoe's campaign platform, whatever that was. Also
this report has been filed with the
FBI (Funny Baboons Inc.) as Divingboard takes a seat of prominence in the BVI. There are even
plans of a movie being made
from this report which will portray Divingboard trying to extract
or •exercise" the false belly
from Kurt Schmudt at the Rainbow
Bra-room.
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Boycott it! For too long Chicanos have beendiscriminated again~t.
It is ti me we stand up against all those who have strived to put us
down.
It is time for Chicanos to withdraw from the world.
Advertising is the biggest offender. We must boycott the advertising media wherever the monstrous institution dares to cast its
influence on us.
Today, in our world, nothing exists that is not advertised and therefore, Chicanos must refuse to eat, sleep, walk or talk.
The advertising world has made these once innocent practices
vile! The Frito Banditostuffshimselfwithcorn-chips, they tell us the
only way to sleep is to pop those pills, and the the advertising media
thinks Chicanos only shuffle, we never pick up our feet.
Never has the public been so bombarded with brainwashing and
never have so many Chicanos been used by advertising.
Under the auspices of equal employm~nt, the media is using
Chicanos in strategically placed ads to brainwash their own people.
Don't be fooled, boycott the world! NOW!
(Note: The La Voz staff would like to expr.e ss their grievance over
the "disturbance" their editor suffered while writing this last editorial
that was so close to being the greatest "piece" she ever wrote.
Your mountain
climbing class
meets at night.
Her last words were •BOYCOTT!" etc.)
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UNWED PARENTS PROTEST
Fri., May 24, 1974 -:-THE DAILY COLLEGIAN-a ·
.·SOP and METICHE protest SIUP cut
ASS President Kurt Schmudt
marched into President Boreman
B. Boraxo's office yesterday
morning in a di.feet reversal of
his earlier opposition to the
Sometime Opportunities Program's (SOP) Summer Institute
for Unwed Parents.
"Many people might think that
the turning over of my vintage
1934 Studebaker sedan, which I
converted into a pick-up truck
and the placing of explosives in
my geography book were what
made me change my mind," he
said, looking over his shoulder
before grinning.
Schmudt and - ASS Veep Dave
Divingboard were accompanied
by about 60 angry and unwed
parents.
"But actually it was because
we came to realize what close
Oes Kurt and I have with unwed
parents. Why, some of my clos-:
est friends have come from unwed families," he said.
Last wee!<, 35 of the unwed
students demanded to know why
Schmudt had propose~ that the
sum mer program be changed into
a Summer Internment and Concentration Kamp.
Schmudt explained that SICK
would be much more economical
and "besides, if people want to
have babies they should do it in
the most economical way possible
for the state . And as long as we
have to support such activities,
I. your president, must see that
it is done in good taste.'" ·
Yesterday , Schmudt said he
would still not back the proposed
budget funding. But after a
closed-door meeting with the 60
unwed parents, Schmudt crawled
out, muttering, "Up with SIUP"
and "Boraxo should understand
unwed feelings."
Divingboard just gave his usual grin, until reminded by the
large,
unwed
student-parent
holding him that he had not received permission to grin yet.
Later 1 Divtngboard was asked
to comment on what had happened
at the meeting and why he and
Schmudt had changed their minds.
One of the leaders of the SIUP
protestors, Mercy Vanillawafers,
said that she considered S:hmudt
to be a "racist , sexist , and totally spineless duck," but "he is
sort of cute , ·• she added.
Vanillawafers also accused
Schmudt of being the illegitamate
son of a prominent and well known
valley university president.
She said when she made this
allegation Schmudt started to sob
and Di vingboard 's grin turned into a chortle. The two executive
student leaders then decided to
lead the group to the president's
office.
The students, reacting quickly
· to the news, decided to go to the
· office of Dean Ding Bell, director
of Sordid Affairs, as they felt
this would be the proper office
to handle their problem . .
But on arriving at Bell's office, they were told he had in_validated his position and would
not be available for comment.
His secretary said that the dean
would be glad to issue a memorandum as soon as he finished
the one he was then working on.
It was late in the afternoon and
after having been to 36 offices
where the dean in charge was on
vacation, the students came upon
the only remaining office in the
new administration building.
It was the office of the Administration of Happenings Afterhours. Cal L. Devine, director
of AHA, was also on :vacation, but
his secretary was willing to set
an appointment for the following
week.
MEN
Since many of them others in the
group were tired, and as a
spokesperson said "just wanted
to hit the hay", the profestors
decided to take the appointment.
A rally was scheduled for tomorrow morning in the Free
Play Area by Willymo Loco,
president of the meddling club,
METICHE.
111
1 feel that METICHE has some
very close ties with this group
Upon arriving at the presi_dent's inner sanctum, they were
told by his fourth secretary that
Boreman was not in and nobody
knew where he was.
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the 26th with wood carvers, leather workers,
jewelers and candle
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The craftspeoRle will be
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a.m. to 9 ·p .m., Saturday
· from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.,
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that we can still •get it on!" he
shouted.
Demonstrations ofworking crafts by 50 master
artisans wi II highlight
the first appearance of
the American Crafts
Fair at Manchester
Shopping Center.
As the crowd prepared to
march, Schmudt asked what he
should say upon arriving at Boreman's office. Jose Terror, selfappointed student agitator and
pre-law student, said, "J4st say,
'I want my daddy'."
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and if we don't unite now, the
administration will take it as a
sign of weakness and will also
take away the few programs that
we as students now have. Such
programs as EGG, DDT, COD,
. GEET, LSD, .. : ETC."
Vic Traverso will demonstrate his Japanese
Raku pottery technique at the first American
Crafts Fair at Manchester Shopping Center
and Mall May 23·26 .
The last exam is over. And it's time to head
home. Only trouble is that faithful little old
chariot can only take so much. And look what
you've accumulated since your last spring
cleanin~ :
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racing bike once owned by Bel,nondo. A
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"FREE SOLZHENffZYN" sweat shirts. A
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homemade sand candles without wicks.
Fifty-seven Golden Oldies albums. 15-power
wide-angle binoculars with built-in.zoom for
watching goal-line stands and streakers. A
Kelty back-pack. And a box full of semi-used
text books which you wanted to resell to
the campus book store but missed the
cut off date.
This time give those wheels of yours a
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4-TJ,fE DAILY. COLLEGIAN·- Fri., May 24, 1974
CHICANO-BROWN MEETING - Chicanos held a meeting with gubernatorial candidate Edmund G,
Brown; Jr., just before his debate with Moretti in the Free Speech area on Tuesday. The meeting was
pretty productive. Brown muddled some campaign promis~s and if the response from the ·Chicanos was
favorable he would keep muddling, and - if the response was unfavorable he 1 d think a little, then muddle
some more. ·
LAVALA takes -Daily Collusion
(Continued from Page l)
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actions of LAV ALA, he could not
comment on it since he had to retain his journalistic objectivity.
Reminded that he had recently
been charged in a letter to the
Collusion editor of being biased
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_demands for more money for La
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a prepared statement after the '
take-over of the College Union.
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skin, religion or state of origin.
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to see you make something of it,"
he yelled, fixingthebayonetonhis
735 mm mauser.
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take-over was planned for Wednesday, but you know Chicano time and all, nothing materialized till Thursday. LAVALA said they intend to hold the prisoners until all students clear the campus. They are cortfident their demands will be met.
LAVALA takes
Collusion stiff
It was a quiet peaceful Thursday afternoon in the office of the
campus newspaper, the_ Daily
Collusion.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN
The reporters were all lanCalifornia State University, Fresno
guishing
about , complimenting
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FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1974
each other on how great the
razzberry edition had been and
what great and promising writers
they all were.
Suddenly the quiet and serenity
of 'the day was broken by the
shouts of "Jalapeno," "J -a-a-lape-n~!" as a heavily armed band
. of Chicanos crashed into the still
room.
ca'tching most of the newspaper
Schmudt. responded,- "That's
spectrum was set at 6.9, Schmudt ·
staff by surprise, the intruders
By Clarissa Landfill
procedure."
said he did not wish to exclud·e
quickly· and savagely ' subdued
La Voz Minority Reporter
Martini described his experi- . each me.m ber by forcing large
Blacks.
If your epidermis color ranges
ence as horrifyil)g. · · ·
amounts .of J alapenos (extra hots)
Schmudt said, "I 'rri not a racist,
between 4.2 and 6.9 on ·the color
and I want to make it clear .that ·
"All I did _was · walk through the
into the g_aping mouths.
·
spectrum, you may have some
door and this alarm· 'goes off, BeI have nothing against Chicanos,
One Qf the .leaders of the. astrouble visiting the CSU F Assobut I do not want ·students think'fore I- kno~ it the doors to all
sault was Willy-mo Loco,. chairciated Student Senate offices.
ing they cari come into my office · the offices are. locked and these
man of thE? Chicano meddling club,. .
. ASS President Kurdled Schmudt
any time they please just .':be.iron bars come down over the
METICHE'. ' ·
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' .wind.ows • ; . It was horrible."
has installed an automatic Brown
cause I'm their president."
Loco read of{ a communique
detector in the only doorway to
. · He .said he was met outside the
He said he has not seen th~
wh.ich detailed the purpose of thethe ASS offices.
machine work yet b'Ut Executive , ASS office by armed guards from . , group, which called themselves
The $24,000 device, installed
th~· campus ·s ecurity office~ '
Veep Ziperano Martini said, '•The
the "LA VOZ de AZTLAN LIBE:B.- ·
directly over the door, is sensi· Se,rgearit Thursday said the
damn thing works just fine:•
ATION ARMY" (LA VALA).
tive to a certain range of color.
alarm · sounds off in the campus
Martini, who is Chicano, said
"The .communique re.ad in, part:
This takes in approximately 99.a
the alarm went
yesterday
police station seconds after it is
"We the people ofAztlan hereby
per•cent of the Chicano population
activated. '
morning as he walked through the
declare the honky. gringo· paper
on campus.
If the device is still operating_ which · has slanted the news and
ASS door to get to his office.
Schmudt said he would have
Martini said he was "pretty
in the fall when students return
events for its anglo point ofvJew,
gotten the more expensive model . shocked" by the device since he
from sum mer vacation, some
to be invalid, by order of La
that can be directly linked to the
had not been informed of its indeeply tanned, non-minority stuVoz de · Aztlan Liberation Army.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
stallation.
dents may fall into the alarm
•Furthermore, the continued
in Washington for identification
Schmudt said he had not bothrange. Also, some deep-tanned
domination of the media and campurposes but he didn't want to
ered to tell Martini because he
Chicanos may fall O\ltside the
pus here in Occupied Mexico, by
spend student funds unneceshad sent out an inter office memo
alarm range.
the reactionary forces from
sarily .
to tell all ASS officers.
ASS President Schmudt said
across the· sea, cannot be toler"There are only three Mexican"Zip knows the procedure. The
this was not his problem because
ated by the. brown peoples of this
Americans on campus the mamemo was sent out Wednesday
he would not be there at the begreat nation of Aztlan."
chine cannot detect but campus
morning, and it was on his desk
ginning of next year.
The communique also charged
security has posted two guards
waiting for him Thursday," said
"If the new president wants to
the -Collusion staff with specific
outside our ASS offices in case the
Schmudt.
keep it, that's his business."
"high crimes against LAV ALA."
Chica1.0s try and push their way
Martini pointed out he was not
In a recent editorial, the ColThe newly elected ASS presithrough," said Schmudt.
able to reach his desk in order
lusion editor, Senorita Katy
dent Steven Schmoe said, "I have
When asked why the end of the
to read the memo.
Muckrake, lambasted the last
no comment at this time."
Schmudt's 'skin machin•e'
it's gonna get you, RaZcil
off
~lection which led to its nullification by one of her cousins in
the administration," it read.
Jose Terrors, Jr., wanted to
immediately take Muckrake into
the darkroom and continue the
jalapeno tortures, but was restrained by Merciless Vanillawafers, editor of this semester'~
La What.
•Wait," she shouted. "What
have you got in that briefcase,
Jose?"
At this point several LAVALA
members grabbed Terrors and
. forced open his briefcase. What
was found in there made them
turn anglo white.
· In the brown briefcase was an
autographed copy of · the Bell
Memorandum and signed photograph of Kurtled Schmudt kicking
a picture. of Cesar Chavez.
"Just as I s·u spected. Off with
:his beard!" _commanded Vanillawafers.
.
.
As the beard was plucked off
the struggling Terrors, the peo- .
pie in the room gasped - it was
Dean Ding Bell in disguise.
An impromptu court of inquiry
was convened on a nearby desk,
the press was barred from attending, since they were all tied
up at the moment.
The court was made up ·of
several of the LAVALA leaders.
Among them was Toma Mucho,
President pro tern of A.s.s.
After the court convened and a
noose was prepared, Mucho commented on the findings.
"I theenk we are going to invalidate heem," he grinned. It was also rumored that the
mastermind behind the whole operation, code-nameJalapeno, was
the editor for n~xt year's La
What. E. L. Romeo.
Romeo was not present at the
(Continued on Page 4, Col. 1)
2-THE'-DAILY COLLEGIAN- Fri., May 24, 1974
MECHA
Rainbow Bra-Room study.- Chicano radicalism
By Mesio Galvanized
"It's so (expletive deleted)
cramped! I can't even move. Oh,
man is it ever hot. Mmmmmm,
oh wow! Ahh, ahhh,ohhhhhhh. •
These are some of the expressions which can be heard in a low
voice amidst the glob of young,
energetic and HOT bodies during
a slow dance at the Rainbow Braroom. This also happens to be a
part of a report submitted yesterday to Peasant Boraxo by
Dandy pee Divingboard. It seems
that Peasant Newman Boraxo has
become very concerned for the
Chicano over the past several
years and has reached the point '
of conducting a thorough research
as to •Why Chicanos are So Radical," the title of the report.
In a press conference Boraxo
said, ·-i scanned the holeUniversity to find a well qualified indivlc;lual to conduct this research
for me and I found Dandy Pee
Divingboard as the most qualified
for the task. I had invalidated him
once but I reconsidered and untnvalidated the invalidation to
have him present to me a valid
report. Besides that I had to give
him his pacifier back." he added.
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pleased with the report and commended Ass. Veep Divingboard by
presenting him with Bogart A.
Dogg's food bowl. To this Bogart
responded by sinking his teeth
into_ the leg of Peasant Boraxc
as he fled on to a new adventure.
In an interview with Mr. Divingboard, our staff reporter found ·
that the ambitious and energetic
Divingboard had gone to great
pains to acquire the information
contained in the report. •Daddy
Boraxo wanted to know how come
all the Brownies on this campus
were so radical and anti-Mickey
Mouse, who happens to be my
hero. So I decided to do a good
thing and find out. And I did," s~id
Di vingboard.
According to Mr. Divingboard,
the reason for all the di.scorn forts of hoth Chicano men and
women is that they go to the Rainbow Bra-room on Sunday nights
_and depending on how they score
at the Bra-room is how they will
act throughout the following
school week. Mr. Divingboard
took the liberty of attending the
Rainbow Bra- room last Sunday
night and with pad and pencil
gathered all the information
necessary.
"I couldn't get anybody to talk
to me at first even though I took
my little Brown Shinola . to dab
all over my face. In my effqrts
to get the information. I received
a lot of nice comments as to
my appearance such as •puto,
pendejo and vato salado,' for
which I thanked them." Mr. Divingboard went on to explain that
the Chi<"anos were drunk, disorderly, wild, sweaty and very,
very HOT!!
In one incident, Mr. Diving:-,
board was nearly choked to death
as he was on his way to the men's
room. One bystander, Tomas
Hilly said, •we came out of the
cheap seats. He was on his way
to the men's or women's room,
I'm not sure which, and was walking right in the middle of the
dancing floor when all of a sudden
the band started playing a slow
song and Whoozshhhnhhh! Everyone was dancing with Di vingboard
in the middle."
Another bystander, Sipping
Martini said, "I yelled out to
him, 'Di vingboard, don't breathe,'
too late. He had already taken a
breath. I could see he was going
fast as I saw his clenched fist
rise out of the crowd with notebook and pencil in hand. After the
song was over. Hilly and myself
went over and picked him up, took
him over to the -cash register and
gave him a smell of money, to
which he responded with wideopen eyes.''
At this point KurtSchmudt, who
was posing as a pregnant female
at the dance, confronted Divinghoard and demanded to know why
he was spying on him. Divinghoard explained his mission as
Kurt Schrnuctt also explained his,
to find if Chicanos really do have
more babies and if so, HOW.
Upon completing the research
both walked out of the Rainbow
nra-room hand in hand, as the
Chicanos proceeded with their
cheek rubbing and extracurricular activities.
The report submitted by Divi11ghoard has already been pro-
claimed by Peasant Boraxo as
•collassul, stupidendous .and better than Schmoe's campaign platform, whatever that was. Also
this report has been filed with the
FBI (Funny Baboons Inc.) as Divingboard takes a seat of prominence in the BVI. There are even
plans of a movie being made
from this report which will portray Divingboard trying to extract
or •exercise" the false belly
from Kurt Schmudt at the Rainbow
Bra-room.
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Boycott it! For too long Chicanos have beendiscriminated again~t.
It is ti me we stand up against all those who have strived to put us
down.
It is time for Chicanos to withdraw from the world.
Advertising is the biggest offender. We must boycott the advertising media wherever the monstrous institution dares to cast its
influence on us.
Today, in our world, nothing exists that is not advertised and therefore, Chicanos must refuse to eat, sleep, walk or talk.
The advertising world has made these once innocent practices
vile! The Frito Banditostuffshimselfwithcorn-chips, they tell us the
only way to sleep is to pop those pills, and the the advertising media
thinks Chicanos only shuffle, we never pick up our feet.
Never has the public been so bombarded with brainwashing and
never have so many Chicanos been used by advertising.
Under the auspices of equal employm~nt, the media is using
Chicanos in strategically placed ads to brainwash their own people.
Don't be fooled, boycott the world! NOW!
(Note: The La Voz staff would like to expr.e ss their grievance over
the "disturbance" their editor suffered while writing this last editorial
that was so close to being the greatest "piece" she ever wrote.
Your mountain
climbing class
meets at night.
Her last words were •BOYCOTT!" etc.)
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Fri., May 24, 1974 -:-THE DAILY COLLEGIAN-a ·
.·SOP and METICHE protest SIUP cut
ASS President Kurt Schmudt
marched into President Boreman
B. Boraxo's office yesterday
morning in a di.feet reversal of
his earlier opposition to the
Sometime Opportunities Program's (SOP) Summer Institute
for Unwed Parents.
"Many people might think that
the turning over of my vintage
1934 Studebaker sedan, which I
converted into a pick-up truck
and the placing of explosives in
my geography book were what
made me change my mind," he
said, looking over his shoulder
before grinning.
Schmudt and - ASS Veep Dave
Divingboard were accompanied
by about 60 angry and unwed
parents.
"But actually it was because
we came to realize what close
Oes Kurt and I have with unwed
parents. Why, some of my clos-:
est friends have come from unwed families," he said.
Last wee!<, 35 of the unwed
students demanded to know why
Schmudt had propose~ that the
sum mer program be changed into
a Summer Internment and Concentration Kamp.
Schmudt explained that SICK
would be much more economical
and "besides, if people want to
have babies they should do it in
the most economical way possible
for the state . And as long as we
have to support such activities,
I. your president, must see that
it is done in good taste.'" ·
Yesterday , Schmudt said he
would still not back the proposed
budget funding. But after a
closed-door meeting with the 60
unwed parents, Schmudt crawled
out, muttering, "Up with SIUP"
and "Boraxo should understand
unwed feelings."
Divingboard just gave his usual grin, until reminded by the
large,
unwed
student-parent
holding him that he had not received permission to grin yet.
Later 1 Divtngboard was asked
to comment on what had happened
at the meeting and why he and
Schmudt had changed their minds.
One of the leaders of the SIUP
protestors, Mercy Vanillawafers,
said that she considered S:hmudt
to be a "racist , sexist , and totally spineless duck," but "he is
sort of cute , ·• she added.
Vanillawafers also accused
Schmudt of being the illegitamate
son of a prominent and well known
valley university president.
She said when she made this
allegation Schmudt started to sob
and Di vingboard 's grin turned into a chortle. The two executive
student leaders then decided to
lead the group to the president's
office.
The students, reacting quickly
· to the news, decided to go to the
· office of Dean Ding Bell, director
of Sordid Affairs, as they felt
this would be the proper office
to handle their problem . .
But on arriving at Bell's office, they were told he had in_validated his position and would
not be available for comment.
His secretary said that the dean
would be glad to issue a memorandum as soon as he finished
the one he was then working on.
It was late in the afternoon and
after having been to 36 offices
where the dean in charge was on
vacation, the students came upon
the only remaining office in the
new administration building.
It was the office of the Administration of Happenings Afterhours. Cal L. Devine, director
of AHA, was also on :vacation, but
his secretary was willing to set
an appointment for the following
week.
MEN
Since many of them others in the
group were tired, and as a
spokesperson said "just wanted
to hit the hay", the profestors
decided to take the appointment.
A rally was scheduled for tomorrow morning in the Free
Play Area by Willymo Loco,
president of the meddling club,
METICHE.
111
1 feel that METICHE has some
very close ties with this group
Upon arriving at the presi_dent's inner sanctum, they were
told by his fourth secretary that
Boreman was not in and nobody
knew where he was.
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the 26th with wood carvers, leather workers,
jewelers and candle
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The craftspeoRle will be
at their work benches,
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a.m. to 9 ·p .m., Saturday
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that we can still •get it on!" he
shouted.
Demonstrations ofworking crafts by 50 master
artisans wi II highlight
the first appearance of
the American Crafts
Fair at Manchester
Shopping Center.
As the crowd prepared to
march, Schmudt asked what he
should say upon arriving at Boreman's office. Jose Terror, selfappointed student agitator and
pre-law student, said, "J4st say,
'I want my daddy'."
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and if we don't unite now, the
administration will take it as a
sign of weakness and will also
take away the few programs that
we as students now have. Such
programs as EGG, DDT, COD,
. GEET, LSD, .. : ETC."
Vic Traverso will demonstrate his Japanese
Raku pottery technique at the first American
Crafts Fair at Manchester Shopping Center
and Mall May 23·26 .
The last exam is over. And it's time to head
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CHICANO-BROWN MEETING - Chicanos held a meeting with gubernatorial candidate Edmund G,
Brown; Jr., just before his debate with Moretti in the Free Speech area on Tuesday. The meeting was
pretty productive. Brown muddled some campaign promis~s and if the response from the ·Chicanos was
favorable he would keep muddling, and - if the response was unfavorable he 1 d think a little, then muddle
some more. ·
LAVALA takes -Daily Collusion
(Continued from Page l)
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Asked if he had written the
_demands for more money for La
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a prepared statement after the '
take-over of the College Union.
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"MEE? . hiased?" he screamed.
"Hell, I treat every Chic ano the
same, regardless of color of
skin, religion or state of origin.
"And furthermore , I would like
to see you make something of it,"
he yelled, fixingthebayonetonhis
735 mm mauser.
"Besides, the guy who wrote
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LAVALA-La Voz de Aztlan Liberation Army captured the Daily Collusion Office, and rounded up all the gringos in the office just before the paper was sent to press. The
take-over was planned for Wednesday, but you know Chicano time and all, nothing materialized till Thursday. LAVALA said they intend to hold the prisoners until all students clear the campus. They are cortfident their demands will be met.
LAVALA takes
Collusion stiff
It was a quiet peaceful Thursday afternoon in the office of the
campus newspaper, the_ Daily
Collusion.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN
The reporters were all lanCalifornia State University, Fresno
guishing
about , complimenting
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FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1974
each other on how great the
razzberry edition had been and
what great and promising writers
they all were.
Suddenly the quiet and serenity
of 'the day was broken by the
shouts of "Jalapeno," "J -a-a-lape-n~!" as a heavily armed band
. of Chicanos crashed into the still
room.
ca'tching most of the newspaper
Schmudt. responded,- "That's
spectrum was set at 6.9, Schmudt ·
staff by surprise, the intruders
By Clarissa Landfill
procedure."
said he did not wish to exclud·e
quickly· and savagely ' subdued
La Voz Minority Reporter
Martini described his experi- . each me.m ber by forcing large
Blacks.
If your epidermis color ranges
ence as horrifyil)g. · · ·
amounts .of J alapenos (extra hots)
Schmudt said, "I 'rri not a racist,
between 4.2 and 6.9 on ·the color
and I want to make it clear .that ·
"All I did _was · walk through the
into the g_aping mouths.
·
spectrum, you may have some
door and this alarm· 'goes off, BeI have nothing against Chicanos,
One Qf the .leaders of the. astrouble visiting the CSU F Assobut I do not want ·students think'fore I- kno~ it the doors to all
sault was Willy-mo Loco,. chairciated Student Senate offices.
ing they cari come into my office · the offices are. locked and these
man of thE? Chicano meddling club,. .
. ASS President Kurdled Schmudt
any time they please just .':be.iron bars come down over the
METICHE'. ' ·
.
' .wind.ows • ; . It was horrible."
has installed an automatic Brown
cause I'm their president."
Loco read of{ a communique
detector in the only doorway to
. · He .said he was met outside the
He said he has not seen th~
wh.ich detailed the purpose of thethe ASS offices.
machine work yet b'Ut Executive , ASS office by armed guards from . , group, which called themselves
The $24,000 device, installed
th~· campus ·s ecurity office~ '
Veep Ziperano Martini said, '•The
the "LA VOZ de AZTLAN LIBE:B.- ·
directly over the door, is sensi· Se,rgearit Thursday said the
damn thing works just fine:•
ATION ARMY" (LA VALA).
tive to a certain range of color.
alarm · sounds off in the campus
Martini, who is Chicano, said
"The .communique re.ad in, part:
This takes in approximately 99.a
the alarm went
yesterday
police station seconds after it is
"We the people ofAztlan hereby
per•cent of the Chicano population
activated. '
morning as he walked through the
declare the honky. gringo· paper
on campus.
If the device is still operating_ which · has slanted the news and
ASS door to get to his office.
Schmudt said he would have
Martini said he was "pretty
in the fall when students return
events for its anglo point ofvJew,
gotten the more expensive model . shocked" by the device since he
from sum mer vacation, some
to be invalid, by order of La
that can be directly linked to the
had not been informed of its indeeply tanned, non-minority stuVoz de · Aztlan Liberation Army.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
stallation.
dents may fall into the alarm
•Furthermore, the continued
in Washington for identification
Schmudt said he had not bothrange. Also, some deep-tanned
domination of the media and campurposes but he didn't want to
ered to tell Martini because he
Chicanos may fall O\ltside the
pus here in Occupied Mexico, by
spend student funds unneceshad sent out an inter office memo
alarm range.
the reactionary forces from
sarily .
to tell all ASS officers.
ASS President Schmudt said
across the· sea, cannot be toler"There are only three Mexican"Zip knows the procedure. The
this was not his problem because
ated by the. brown peoples of this
Americans on campus the mamemo was sent out Wednesday
he would not be there at the begreat nation of Aztlan."
chine cannot detect but campus
morning, and it was on his desk
ginning of next year.
The communique also charged
security has posted two guards
waiting for him Thursday," said
"If the new president wants to
the -Collusion staff with specific
outside our ASS offices in case the
Schmudt.
keep it, that's his business."
"high crimes against LAV ALA."
Chica1.0s try and push their way
Martini pointed out he was not
In a recent editorial, the ColThe newly elected ASS presithrough," said Schmudt.
able to reach his desk in order
lusion editor, Senorita Katy
dent Steven Schmoe said, "I have
When asked why the end of the
to read the memo.
Muckrake, lambasted the last
no comment at this time."
Schmudt's 'skin machin•e'
it's gonna get you, RaZcil
off
~lection which led to its nullification by one of her cousins in
the administration," it read.
Jose Terrors, Jr., wanted to
immediately take Muckrake into
the darkroom and continue the
jalapeno tortures, but was restrained by Merciless Vanillawafers, editor of this semester'~
La What.
•Wait," she shouted. "What
have you got in that briefcase,
Jose?"
At this point several LAVALA
members grabbed Terrors and
. forced open his briefcase. What
was found in there made them
turn anglo white.
· In the brown briefcase was an
autographed copy of · the Bell
Memorandum and signed photograph of Kurtled Schmudt kicking
a picture. of Cesar Chavez.
"Just as I s·u spected. Off with
:his beard!" _commanded Vanillawafers.
.
.
As the beard was plucked off
the struggling Terrors, the peo- .
pie in the room gasped - it was
Dean Ding Bell in disguise.
An impromptu court of inquiry
was convened on a nearby desk,
the press was barred from attending, since they were all tied
up at the moment.
The court was made up ·of
several of the LAVALA leaders.
Among them was Toma Mucho,
President pro tern of A.s.s.
After the court convened and a
noose was prepared, Mucho commented on the findings.
"I theenk we are going to invalidate heem," he grinned. It was also rumored that the
mastermind behind the whole operation, code-nameJalapeno, was
the editor for n~xt year's La
What. E. L. Romeo.
Romeo was not present at the
(Continued on Page 4, Col. 1)
2-THE'-DAILY COLLEGIAN- Fri., May 24, 1974
MECHA
Rainbow Bra-Room study.- Chicano radicalism
By Mesio Galvanized
"It's so (expletive deleted)
cramped! I can't even move. Oh,
man is it ever hot. Mmmmmm,
oh wow! Ahh, ahhh,ohhhhhhh. •
These are some of the expressions which can be heard in a low
voice amidst the glob of young,
energetic and HOT bodies during
a slow dance at the Rainbow Braroom. This also happens to be a
part of a report submitted yesterday to Peasant Boraxo by
Dandy pee Divingboard. It seems
that Peasant Newman Boraxo has
become very concerned for the
Chicano over the past several
years and has reached the point '
of conducting a thorough research
as to •Why Chicanos are So Radical," the title of the report.
In a press conference Boraxo
said, ·-i scanned the holeUniversity to find a well qualified indivlc;lual to conduct this research
for me and I found Dandy Pee
Divingboard as the most qualified
for the task. I had invalidated him
once but I reconsidered and untnvalidated the invalidation to
have him present to me a valid
report. Besides that I had to give
him his pacifier back." he added.
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pleased with the report and commended Ass. Veep Divingboard by
presenting him with Bogart A.
Dogg's food bowl. To this Bogart
responded by sinking his teeth
into_ the leg of Peasant Boraxc
as he fled on to a new adventure.
In an interview with Mr. Divingboard, our staff reporter found ·
that the ambitious and energetic
Divingboard had gone to great
pains to acquire the information
contained in the report. •Daddy
Boraxo wanted to know how come
all the Brownies on this campus
were so radical and anti-Mickey
Mouse, who happens to be my
hero. So I decided to do a good
thing and find out. And I did," s~id
Di vingboard.
According to Mr. Divingboard,
the reason for all the di.scorn forts of hoth Chicano men and
women is that they go to the Rainbow Bra-room on Sunday nights
_and depending on how they score
at the Bra-room is how they will
act throughout the following
school week. Mr. Divingboard
took the liberty of attending the
Rainbow Bra- room last Sunday
night and with pad and pencil
gathered all the information
necessary.
"I couldn't get anybody to talk
to me at first even though I took
my little Brown Shinola . to dab
all over my face. In my effqrts
to get the information. I received
a lot of nice comments as to
my appearance such as •puto,
pendejo and vato salado,' for
which I thanked them." Mr. Divingboard went on to explain that
the Chi<"anos were drunk, disorderly, wild, sweaty and very,
very HOT!!
In one incident, Mr. Diving:-,
board was nearly choked to death
as he was on his way to the men's
room. One bystander, Tomas
Hilly said, •we came out of the
cheap seats. He was on his way
to the men's or women's room,
I'm not sure which, and was walking right in the middle of the
dancing floor when all of a sudden
the band started playing a slow
song and Whoozshhhnhhh! Everyone was dancing with Di vingboard
in the middle."
Another bystander, Sipping
Martini said, "I yelled out to
him, 'Di vingboard, don't breathe,'
too late. He had already taken a
breath. I could see he was going
fast as I saw his clenched fist
rise out of the crowd with notebook and pencil in hand. After the
song was over. Hilly and myself
went over and picked him up, took
him over to the -cash register and
gave him a smell of money, to
which he responded with wideopen eyes.''
At this point KurtSchmudt, who
was posing as a pregnant female
at the dance, confronted Divinghoard and demanded to know why
he was spying on him. Divinghoard explained his mission as
Kurt Schrnuctt also explained his,
to find if Chicanos really do have
more babies and if so, HOW.
Upon completing the research
both walked out of the Rainbow
nra-room hand in hand, as the
Chicanos proceeded with their
cheek rubbing and extracurricular activities.
The report submitted by Divi11ghoard has already been pro-
claimed by Peasant Boraxo as
•collassul, stupidendous .and better than Schmoe's campaign platform, whatever that was. Also
this report has been filed with the
FBI (Funny Baboons Inc.) as Divingboard takes a seat of prominence in the BVI. There are even
plans of a movie being made
from this report which will portray Divingboard trying to extract
or •exercise" the false belly
from Kurt Schmudt at the Rainbow
Bra-room.
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Boycott it! For too long Chicanos have beendiscriminated again~t.
It is ti me we stand up against all those who have strived to put us
down.
It is time for Chicanos to withdraw from the world.
Advertising is the biggest offender. We must boycott the advertising media wherever the monstrous institution dares to cast its
influence on us.
Today, in our world, nothing exists that is not advertised and therefore, Chicanos must refuse to eat, sleep, walk or talk.
The advertising world has made these once innocent practices
vile! The Frito Banditostuffshimselfwithcorn-chips, they tell us the
only way to sleep is to pop those pills, and the the advertising media
thinks Chicanos only shuffle, we never pick up our feet.
Never has the public been so bombarded with brainwashing and
never have so many Chicanos been used by advertising.
Under the auspices of equal employm~nt, the media is using
Chicanos in strategically placed ads to brainwash their own people.
Don't be fooled, boycott the world! NOW!
(Note: The La Voz staff would like to expr.e ss their grievance over
the "disturbance" their editor suffered while writing this last editorial
that was so close to being the greatest "piece" she ever wrote.
Your mountain
climbing class
meets at night.
Her last words were •BOYCOTT!" etc.)
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Fri., May 24, 1974 -:-THE DAILY COLLEGIAN-a ·
.·SOP and METICHE protest SIUP cut
ASS President Kurt Schmudt
marched into President Boreman
B. Boraxo's office yesterday
morning in a di.feet reversal of
his earlier opposition to the
Sometime Opportunities Program's (SOP) Summer Institute
for Unwed Parents.
"Many people might think that
the turning over of my vintage
1934 Studebaker sedan, which I
converted into a pick-up truck
and the placing of explosives in
my geography book were what
made me change my mind," he
said, looking over his shoulder
before grinning.
Schmudt and - ASS Veep Dave
Divingboard were accompanied
by about 60 angry and unwed
parents.
"But actually it was because
we came to realize what close
Oes Kurt and I have with unwed
parents. Why, some of my clos-:
est friends have come from unwed families," he said.
Last wee!<, 35 of the unwed
students demanded to know why
Schmudt had propose~ that the
sum mer program be changed into
a Summer Internment and Concentration Kamp.
Schmudt explained that SICK
would be much more economical
and "besides, if people want to
have babies they should do it in
the most economical way possible
for the state . And as long as we
have to support such activities,
I. your president, must see that
it is done in good taste.'" ·
Yesterday , Schmudt said he
would still not back the proposed
budget funding. But after a
closed-door meeting with the 60
unwed parents, Schmudt crawled
out, muttering, "Up with SIUP"
and "Boraxo should understand
unwed feelings."
Divingboard just gave his usual grin, until reminded by the
large,
unwed
student-parent
holding him that he had not received permission to grin yet.
Later 1 Divtngboard was asked
to comment on what had happened
at the meeting and why he and
Schmudt had changed their minds.
One of the leaders of the SIUP
protestors, Mercy Vanillawafers,
said that she considered S:hmudt
to be a "racist , sexist , and totally spineless duck," but "he is
sort of cute , ·• she added.
Vanillawafers also accused
Schmudt of being the illegitamate
son of a prominent and well known
valley university president.
She said when she made this
allegation Schmudt started to sob
and Di vingboard 's grin turned into a chortle. The two executive
student leaders then decided to
lead the group to the president's
office.
The students, reacting quickly
· to the news, decided to go to the
· office of Dean Ding Bell, director
of Sordid Affairs, as they felt
this would be the proper office
to handle their problem . .
But on arriving at Bell's office, they were told he had in_validated his position and would
not be available for comment.
His secretary said that the dean
would be glad to issue a memorandum as soon as he finished
the one he was then working on.
It was late in the afternoon and
after having been to 36 offices
where the dean in charge was on
vacation, the students came upon
the only remaining office in the
new administration building.
It was the office of the Administration of Happenings Afterhours. Cal L. Devine, director
of AHA, was also on :vacation, but
his secretary was willing to set
an appointment for the following
week.
MEN
Since many of them others in the
group were tired, and as a
spokesperson said "just wanted
to hit the hay", the profestors
decided to take the appointment.
A rally was scheduled for tomorrow morning in the Free
Play Area by Willymo Loco,
president of the meddling club,
METICHE.
111
1 feel that METICHE has some
very close ties with this group
Upon arriving at the presi_dent's inner sanctum, they were
told by his fourth secretary that
Boreman was not in and nobody
knew where he was.
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The craftspeoRle will be
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Demonstrations ofworking crafts by 50 master
artisans wi II highlight
the first appearance of
the American Crafts
Fair at Manchester
Shopping Center.
As the crowd prepared to
march, Schmudt asked what he
should say upon arriving at Boreman's office. Jose Terror, selfappointed student agitator and
pre-law student, said, "J4st say,
'I want my daddy'."
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and if we don't unite now, the
administration will take it as a
sign of weakness and will also
take away the few programs that
we as students now have. Such
programs as EGG, DDT, COD,
. GEET, LSD, .. : ETC."
Vic Traverso will demonstrate his Japanese
Raku pottery technique at the first American
Crafts Fair at Manchester Shopping Center
and Mall May 23·26 .
The last exam is over. And it's time to head
home. Only trouble is that faithful little old
chariot can only take so much. And look what
you've accumulated since your last spring
cleanin~ :
Nine left sandals. A collapsible French
racing bike once owned by Bel,nondo. A
trrple-decker plastic terrarium . The
unexpurgated notes of Harriet Beecher
Stowe. A footlocker full of faded levis and
"FREE SOLZHENffZYN" sweat shirts. A
tummy TV in need of a new boob-tube. Four
homemade sand candles without wicks.
Fifty-seven Golden Oldies albums. 15-power
wide-angle binoculars with built-in.zoom for
watching goal-line stands and streakers. A
Kelty back-pack. And a box full of semi-used
text books which you wanted to resell to
the campus book store but missed the
cut off date.
This time give those wheels of yours a
break. Let us take over. CF Air has offices
all over the country. We're pros when it
comes to shipping anything by airfreight.
We'll do all the paperwork ar:id legwork. And
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CHICANO-BROWN MEETING - Chicanos held a meeting with gubernatorial candidate Edmund G,
Brown; Jr., just before his debate with Moretti in the Free Speech area on Tuesday. The meeting was
pretty productive. Brown muddled some campaign promis~s and if the response from the ·Chicanos was
favorable he would keep muddling, and - if the response was unfavorable he 1 d think a little, then muddle
some more. ·
LAVALA takes -Daily Collusion
(Continued from Page l)
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comment on it since he had to retain his journalistic objectivity.
Reminded that he had recently
been charged in a letter to the
Collusion editor of being biased
in a recent editorial in La What,
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that letter was Goodie's (the late
Susie Goodie , Collusion Staff
Writer) boyfriend , and he no longer exists," said Romeo.
Asked if he had written the
_demands for more money for La
What . Romeo declined to comment on it, hut said he would have
a prepared statement after the '
take-over of the College Union.
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Rom~o flew into a rage,
"MEE? . hiased?" he screamed.
"Hell, I treat every Chic ano the
same, regardless of color of
skin, religion or state of origin.
"And furthermore , I would like
to see you make something of it,"
he yelled, fixingthebayonetonhis
735 mm mauser.
"Besides, the guy who wrote
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take-over was planned for Wednesday, but you know Chicano time and all, nothing materialized till Thursday. LAVALA said they intend to hold the prisoners until all students clear the campus. They are cortfident their demands will be met.
LAVALA takes
Collusion stiff
It was a quiet peaceful Thursday afternoon in the office of the
campus newspaper, the_ Daily
Collusion.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN
The reporters were all lanCalifornia State University, Fresno
guishing
about , complimenting
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FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1974
each other on how great the
razzberry edition had been and
what great and promising writers
they all were.
Suddenly the quiet and serenity
of 'the day was broken by the
shouts of "Jalapeno," "J -a-a-lape-n~!" as a heavily armed band
. of Chicanos crashed into the still
room.
ca'tching most of the newspaper
Schmudt. responded,- "That's
spectrum was set at 6.9, Schmudt ·
staff by surprise, the intruders
By Clarissa Landfill
procedure."
said he did not wish to exclud·e
quickly· and savagely ' subdued
La Voz Minority Reporter
Martini described his experi- . each me.m ber by forcing large
Blacks.
If your epidermis color ranges
ence as horrifyil)g. · · ·
amounts .of J alapenos (extra hots)
Schmudt said, "I 'rri not a racist,
between 4.2 and 6.9 on ·the color
and I want to make it clear .that ·
"All I did _was · walk through the
into the g_aping mouths.
·
spectrum, you may have some
door and this alarm· 'goes off, BeI have nothing against Chicanos,
One Qf the .leaders of the. astrouble visiting the CSU F Assobut I do not want ·students think'fore I- kno~ it the doors to all
sault was Willy-mo Loco,. chairciated Student Senate offices.
ing they cari come into my office · the offices are. locked and these
man of thE? Chicano meddling club,. .
. ASS President Kurdled Schmudt
any time they please just .':be.iron bars come down over the
METICHE'. ' ·
.
' .wind.ows • ; . It was horrible."
has installed an automatic Brown
cause I'm their president."
Loco read of{ a communique
detector in the only doorway to
. · He .said he was met outside the
He said he has not seen th~
wh.ich detailed the purpose of thethe ASS offices.
machine work yet b'Ut Executive , ASS office by armed guards from . , group, which called themselves
The $24,000 device, installed
th~· campus ·s ecurity office~ '
Veep Ziperano Martini said, '•The
the "LA VOZ de AZTLAN LIBE:B.- ·
directly over the door, is sensi· Se,rgearit Thursday said the
damn thing works just fine:•
ATION ARMY" (LA VALA).
tive to a certain range of color.
alarm · sounds off in the campus
Martini, who is Chicano, said
"The .communique re.ad in, part:
This takes in approximately 99.a
the alarm went
yesterday
police station seconds after it is
"We the people ofAztlan hereby
per•cent of the Chicano population
activated. '
morning as he walked through the
declare the honky. gringo· paper
on campus.
If the device is still operating_ which · has slanted the news and
ASS door to get to his office.
Schmudt said he would have
Martini said he was "pretty
in the fall when students return
events for its anglo point ofvJew,
gotten the more expensive model . shocked" by the device since he
from sum mer vacation, some
to be invalid, by order of La
that can be directly linked to the
had not been informed of its indeeply tanned, non-minority stuVoz de · Aztlan Liberation Army.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
stallation.
dents may fall into the alarm
•Furthermore, the continued
in Washington for identification
Schmudt said he had not bothrange. Also, some deep-tanned
domination of the media and campurposes but he didn't want to
ered to tell Martini because he
Chicanos may fall O\ltside the
pus here in Occupied Mexico, by
spend student funds unneceshad sent out an inter office memo
alarm range.
the reactionary forces from
sarily .
to tell all ASS officers.
ASS President Schmudt said
across the· sea, cannot be toler"There are only three Mexican"Zip knows the procedure. The
this was not his problem because
ated by the. brown peoples of this
Americans on campus the mamemo was sent out Wednesday
he would not be there at the begreat nation of Aztlan."
chine cannot detect but campus
morning, and it was on his desk
ginning of next year.
The communique also charged
security has posted two guards
waiting for him Thursday," said
"If the new president wants to
the -Collusion staff with specific
outside our ASS offices in case the
Schmudt.
keep it, that's his business."
"high crimes against LAV ALA."
Chica1.0s try and push their way
Martini pointed out he was not
In a recent editorial, the ColThe newly elected ASS presithrough," said Schmudt.
able to reach his desk in order
lusion editor, Senorita Katy
dent Steven Schmoe said, "I have
When asked why the end of the
to read the memo.
Muckrake, lambasted the last
no comment at this time."
Schmudt's 'skin machin•e'
it's gonna get you, RaZcil
off
~lection which led to its nullification by one of her cousins in
the administration," it read.
Jose Terrors, Jr., wanted to
immediately take Muckrake into
the darkroom and continue the
jalapeno tortures, but was restrained by Merciless Vanillawafers, editor of this semester'~
La What.
•Wait," she shouted. "What
have you got in that briefcase,
Jose?"
At this point several LAVALA
members grabbed Terrors and
. forced open his briefcase. What
was found in there made them
turn anglo white.
· In the brown briefcase was an
autographed copy of · the Bell
Memorandum and signed photograph of Kurtled Schmudt kicking
a picture. of Cesar Chavez.
"Just as I s·u spected. Off with
:his beard!" _commanded Vanillawafers.
.
.
As the beard was plucked off
the struggling Terrors, the peo- .
pie in the room gasped - it was
Dean Ding Bell in disguise.
An impromptu court of inquiry
was convened on a nearby desk,
the press was barred from attending, since they were all tied
up at the moment.
The court was made up ·of
several of the LAVALA leaders.
Among them was Toma Mucho,
President pro tern of A.s.s.
After the court convened and a
noose was prepared, Mucho commented on the findings.
"I theenk we are going to invalidate heem," he grinned. It was also rumored that the
mastermind behind the whole operation, code-nameJalapeno, was
the editor for n~xt year's La
What. E. L. Romeo.
Romeo was not present at the
(Continued on Page 4, Col. 1)
2-THE'-DAILY COLLEGIAN- Fri., May 24, 1974
MECHA
Rainbow Bra-Room study.- Chicano radicalism
By Mesio Galvanized
"It's so (expletive deleted)
cramped! I can't even move. Oh,
man is it ever hot. Mmmmmm,
oh wow! Ahh, ahhh,ohhhhhhh. •
These are some of the expressions which can be heard in a low
voice amidst the glob of young,
energetic and HOT bodies during
a slow dance at the Rainbow Braroom. This also happens to be a
part of a report submitted yesterday to Peasant Boraxo by
Dandy pee Divingboard. It seems
that Peasant Newman Boraxo has
become very concerned for the
Chicano over the past several
years and has reached the point '
of conducting a thorough research
as to •Why Chicanos are So Radical," the title of the report.
In a press conference Boraxo
said, ·-i scanned the holeUniversity to find a well qualified indivlc;lual to conduct this research
for me and I found Dandy Pee
Divingboard as the most qualified
for the task. I had invalidated him
once but I reconsidered and untnvalidated the invalidation to
have him present to me a valid
report. Besides that I had to give
him his pacifier back." he added.
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pleased with the report and commended Ass. Veep Divingboard by
presenting him with Bogart A.
Dogg's food bowl. To this Bogart
responded by sinking his teeth
into_ the leg of Peasant Boraxc
as he fled on to a new adventure.
In an interview with Mr. Divingboard, our staff reporter found ·
that the ambitious and energetic
Divingboard had gone to great
pains to acquire the information
contained in the report. •Daddy
Boraxo wanted to know how come
all the Brownies on this campus
were so radical and anti-Mickey
Mouse, who happens to be my
hero. So I decided to do a good
thing and find out. And I did," s~id
Di vingboard.
According to Mr. Divingboard,
the reason for all the di.scorn forts of hoth Chicano men and
women is that they go to the Rainbow Bra-room on Sunday nights
_and depending on how they score
at the Bra-room is how they will
act throughout the following
school week. Mr. Divingboard
took the liberty of attending the
Rainbow Bra- room last Sunday
night and with pad and pencil
gathered all the information
necessary.
"I couldn't get anybody to talk
to me at first even though I took
my little Brown Shinola . to dab
all over my face. In my effqrts
to get the information. I received
a lot of nice comments as to
my appearance such as •puto,
pendejo and vato salado,' for
which I thanked them." Mr. Divingboard went on to explain that
the Chi<"anos were drunk, disorderly, wild, sweaty and very,
very HOT!!
In one incident, Mr. Diving:-,
board was nearly choked to death
as he was on his way to the men's
room. One bystander, Tomas
Hilly said, •we came out of the
cheap seats. He was on his way
to the men's or women's room,
I'm not sure which, and was walking right in the middle of the
dancing floor when all of a sudden
the band started playing a slow
song and Whoozshhhnhhh! Everyone was dancing with Di vingboard
in the middle."
Another bystander, Sipping
Martini said, "I yelled out to
him, 'Di vingboard, don't breathe,'
too late. He had already taken a
breath. I could see he was going
fast as I saw his clenched fist
rise out of the crowd with notebook and pencil in hand. After the
song was over. Hilly and myself
went over and picked him up, took
him over to the -cash register and
gave him a smell of money, to
which he responded with wideopen eyes.''
At this point KurtSchmudt, who
was posing as a pregnant female
at the dance, confronted Divinghoard and demanded to know why
he was spying on him. Divinghoard explained his mission as
Kurt Schrnuctt also explained his,
to find if Chicanos really do have
more babies and if so, HOW.
Upon completing the research
both walked out of the Rainbow
nra-room hand in hand, as the
Chicanos proceeded with their
cheek rubbing and extracurricular activities.
The report submitted by Divi11ghoard has already been pro-
claimed by Peasant Boraxo as
•collassul, stupidendous .and better than Schmoe's campaign platform, whatever that was. Also
this report has been filed with the
FBI (Funny Baboons Inc.) as Divingboard takes a seat of prominence in the BVI. There are even
plans of a movie being made
from this report which will portray Divingboard trying to extract
or •exercise" the false belly
from Kurt Schmudt at the Rainbow
Bra-room.
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Boycott it! For too long Chicanos have beendiscriminated again~t.
It is ti me we stand up against all those who have strived to put us
down.
It is time for Chicanos to withdraw from the world.
Advertising is the biggest offender. We must boycott the advertising media wherever the monstrous institution dares to cast its
influence on us.
Today, in our world, nothing exists that is not advertised and therefore, Chicanos must refuse to eat, sleep, walk or talk.
The advertising world has made these once innocent practices
vile! The Frito Banditostuffshimselfwithcorn-chips, they tell us the
only way to sleep is to pop those pills, and the the advertising media
thinks Chicanos only shuffle, we never pick up our feet.
Never has the public been so bombarded with brainwashing and
never have so many Chicanos been used by advertising.
Under the auspices of equal employm~nt, the media is using
Chicanos in strategically placed ads to brainwash their own people.
Don't be fooled, boycott the world! NOW!
(Note: The La Voz staff would like to expr.e ss their grievance over
the "disturbance" their editor suffered while writing this last editorial
that was so close to being the greatest "piece" she ever wrote.
Your mountain
climbing class
meets at night.
Her last words were •BOYCOTT!" etc.)
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UNWED PARENTS PROTEST
Fri., May 24, 1974 -:-THE DAILY COLLEGIAN-a ·
.·SOP and METICHE protest SIUP cut
ASS President Kurt Schmudt
marched into President Boreman
B. Boraxo's office yesterday
morning in a di.feet reversal of
his earlier opposition to the
Sometime Opportunities Program's (SOP) Summer Institute
for Unwed Parents.
"Many people might think that
the turning over of my vintage
1934 Studebaker sedan, which I
converted into a pick-up truck
and the placing of explosives in
my geography book were what
made me change my mind," he
said, looking over his shoulder
before grinning.
Schmudt and - ASS Veep Dave
Divingboard were accompanied
by about 60 angry and unwed
parents.
"But actually it was because
we came to realize what close
Oes Kurt and I have with unwed
parents. Why, some of my clos-:
est friends have come from unwed families," he said.
Last wee!<, 35 of the unwed
students demanded to know why
Schmudt had propose~ that the
sum mer program be changed into
a Summer Internment and Concentration Kamp.
Schmudt explained that SICK
would be much more economical
and "besides, if people want to
have babies they should do it in
the most economical way possible
for the state . And as long as we
have to support such activities,
I. your president, must see that
it is done in good taste.'" ·
Yesterday , Schmudt said he
would still not back the proposed
budget funding. But after a
closed-door meeting with the 60
unwed parents, Schmudt crawled
out, muttering, "Up with SIUP"
and "Boraxo should understand
unwed feelings."
Divingboard just gave his usual grin, until reminded by the
large,
unwed
student-parent
holding him that he had not received permission to grin yet.
Later 1 Divtngboard was asked
to comment on what had happened
at the meeting and why he and
Schmudt had changed their minds.
One of the leaders of the SIUP
protestors, Mercy Vanillawafers,
said that she considered S:hmudt
to be a "racist , sexist , and totally spineless duck," but "he is
sort of cute , ·• she added.
Vanillawafers also accused
Schmudt of being the illegitamate
son of a prominent and well known
valley university president.
She said when she made this
allegation Schmudt started to sob
and Di vingboard 's grin turned into a chortle. The two executive
student leaders then decided to
lead the group to the president's
office.
The students, reacting quickly
· to the news, decided to go to the
· office of Dean Ding Bell, director
of Sordid Affairs, as they felt
this would be the proper office
to handle their problem . .
But on arriving at Bell's office, they were told he had in_validated his position and would
not be available for comment.
His secretary said that the dean
would be glad to issue a memorandum as soon as he finished
the one he was then working on.
It was late in the afternoon and
after having been to 36 offices
where the dean in charge was on
vacation, the students came upon
the only remaining office in the
new administration building.
It was the office of the Administration of Happenings Afterhours. Cal L. Devine, director
of AHA, was also on :vacation, but
his secretary was willing to set
an appointment for the following
week.
MEN
Since many of them others in the
group were tired, and as a
spokesperson said "just wanted
to hit the hay", the profestors
decided to take the appointment.
A rally was scheduled for tomorrow morning in the Free
Play Area by Willymo Loco,
president of the meddling club,
METICHE.
111
1 feel that METICHE has some
very close ties with this group
Upon arriving at the presi_dent's inner sanctum, they were
told by his fourth secretary that
Boreman was not in and nobody
knew where he was.
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wi II be at Manchester
Shopping
Center and
Mal I Thursday the 23rd
of May through Sunday
the 26th with wood carvers, leather workers,
jewelers and candle
makers.
The craftspeoRle will be
at their work benches,
forges and kilns Thursday and Friday from 10
a.m. to 9 ·p .m., Saturday
· from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.,
and Sunday from noon
to 5 p.m.
TBE
AFTER
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5l«PlZ QJ\ fcRtVER!
Danct=i
•1 say do not let the •##(%&
administration catch us With our
pants down. We must show them
that we can still •get it on!" he
shouted.
Demonstrations ofworking crafts by 50 master
artisans wi II highlight
the first appearance of
the American Crafts
Fair at Manchester
Shopping Center.
As the crowd prepared to
march, Schmudt asked what he
should say upon arriving at Boreman's office. Jose Terror, selfappointed student agitator and
pre-law student, said, "J4st say,
'I want my daddy'."
KENNEL
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and if we don't unite now, the
administration will take it as a
sign of weakness and will also
take away the few programs that
we as students now have. Such
programs as EGG, DDT, COD,
. GEET, LSD, .. : ETC."
Vic Traverso will demonstrate his Japanese
Raku pottery technique at the first American
Crafts Fair at Manchester Shopping Center
and Mall May 23·26 .
The last exam is over. And it's time to head
home. Only trouble is that faithful little old
chariot can only take so much. And look what
you've accumulated since your last spring
cleanin~ :
Nine left sandals. A collapsible French
racing bike once owned by Bel,nondo. A
trrple-decker plastic terrarium . The
unexpurgated notes of Harriet Beecher
Stowe. A footlocker full of faded levis and
"FREE SOLZHENffZYN" sweat shirts. A
tummy TV in need of a new boob-tube. Four
homemade sand candles without wicks.
Fifty-seven Golden Oldies albums. 15-power
wide-angle binoculars with built-in.zoom for
watching goal-line stands and streakers. A
Kelty back-pack. And a box full of semi-used
text books which you wanted to resell to
the campus book store but missed the
cut off date.
This time give those wheels of yours a
break. Let us take over. CF Air has offices
all over the country. We're pros when it
comes to shipping anything by airfreight.
We'll do all the paperwork ar:id legwork. And
the best part is, you can charge it. If you
don't have your own card, you can .use your
folks' . All you need is the account number.
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CHICANO-BROWN MEETING - Chicanos held a meeting with gubernatorial candidate Edmund G,
Brown; Jr., just before his debate with Moretti in the Free Speech area on Tuesday. The meeting was
pretty productive. Brown muddled some campaign promis~s and if the response from the ·Chicanos was
favorable he would keep muddling, and - if the response was unfavorable he 1 d think a little, then muddle
some more. ·
LAVALA takes -Daily Collusion
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take-over, but later said that even
though he sympathized with the
actions of LAV ALA, he could not
comment on it since he had to retain his journalistic objectivity.
Reminded that he had recently
been charged in a letter to the
Collusion editor of being biased
in a recent editorial in La What,
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that letter was Goodie's (the late
Susie Goodie , Collusion Staff
Writer) boyfriend , and he no longer exists," said Romeo.
Asked if he had written the
_demands for more money for La
What . Romeo declined to comment on it, hut said he would have
a prepared statement after the '
take-over of the College Union.
NOT JUST ANOTHER
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Rom~o flew into a rage,
"MEE? . hiased?" he screamed.
"Hell, I treat every Chic ano the
same, regardless of color of
skin, religion or state of origin.
"And furthermore , I would like
to see you make something of it,"
he yelled, fixingthebayonetonhis
735 mm mauser.
"Besides, the guy who wrote
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